George T. Diano
@georgediano
Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| MBA- Operations Management.
Luo Nyanza never voted for the Sugoi Butcher, it's us who are actually fighting this regime now. Our luo brothers went to the streets to fight this kakistocratic regime, but we cancelled them out & profiled them. Despite that, they still showed up & supported the movement in…
Assalamualaikum Yesu!!! Kwa mapenzi Yako Yehova,, Hii wiki Hustle zi jipe, milango zifunguke, makagare ziinuke bila usaidizi, maadau wazidi kuteseka na kasongo apate boil katikati ya matako. Amen!!🥹

Uhuru Kenyatta used to play hide & seek with his security details just go & enjoy his drink at any random bar. But for kasongo, the guy is even afraid of his own shadow. He wears a bullet proof vest to meet highschool kids. One thing about Uhuru, he knows how to live with people.
Another Comrade Down: Missionary Journey Gone Wrong!! We have lost another brave comrade in the line of duty. Omwami Kavengo, a university lecturer, has officially logged out while transmitting high voltage electricity along Kilgoris Lane. According to reports, he collapsed in…

At what point does one qualify to be an influencer. Personally I don't identify myself as one. Influencer is the most misused lingo on X. That's one of the reasons why they are paid peanuts. Last time wowzi approached me for a gig, they were offering me 2k per tweet. Audacity!😂
In what seems like a mix of romance, betrayal, and an episode of Campus Affairs Uncensored, a Murang’a University student has singlehandedly managed to end a lecturer’s career using three tools: food, Ikus, and feelings. The now jobless lecturer, Mr. Kipng’etich, who believed he…

Professor challenging welding expert. Calling donated experts naysayers,, it's cooking nicely.🥲😂😂😂😂
"Ignore the naysayers": DP Kindiki contradicts CS Mbadi, says free primary education will continue
Schools Have Found a New Way to Drain Parents’ Pockets!! Schools have invented a new way of digging deep into parents’ pockets, and many are silently suffering. School directors and headteachers are shamelessly milking parents dry in the name of "educational trips." In a single…
In a shocking twist straight out of magunas telenovela, a leaked court document from the messy divorce between Sarah Mtalii and Bonfire Adventures CEO Simon Kabu has left jaws on the floor and wigs in midair. According to Sarah, Kabu is allegedly busy measuring diameters along…

Is this not you,, Just shut the fuck up you imbecile.
The facts behind govt free primary & subsided secondary education; conceptualisation, the journey & reality facing the program. As a nation we must be honest with truth. My honest take during a thanks giving ceremony at God Oloo Secondary school in Suba South, Homabay county.
Mine is just to remind my fellow Kalenjins that our Kamagut son was played a smart one. One term is inevitable, it’s better we start preparing for the upcoming thrashing at the ballot. The Yamune cartels were played, drained, and slain. It was an inside coup. The centre no longer…

According to Kenya Kwanza women reps, when free primary education was rolled out in 2003, parents stopped feeling responsible to ensure their children work hard in school. Buana there's no sane leader in Rift-valley, 98% of them are stupid & the women are all loose.
Displaying luck of civility in front of a young sensible child. Firstborn son eating depression raw, we need to sit back & reflect as men. This is not it man.💔💔💔
You see this man here,, he's just a moving mahogany. Polished version of embarambamba.

Lakini huku X unaeza pewa pressure na watu hadi ukose matumaini ya maisha. Na ndio siku zote me huambia walala hoii wenzangu, never to be victims of peer pressure from people who are living a lie on the internet. That's why our motto is always “Sisi hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu👀”
Kalenjin women are Very dangerous,, Mimi nilisema kwa mapenzi nitakua mkabila tu,.kama sii wa Murima heri nilalie ngumi kama maabusu.🥲
Selektaaa, take it from the top for non-kalenjins living in Rift-valley, who are still shouting Kumi Bila Break. Rift-valley leaders are just reminding y'all about Ruto's Memo.
To be very honest, how do you launch an ancient natural event? William Ruto Must be mentally sick to a point he's becoming delulu. Another confused elements are the affordable bloggers, according to them, Ruto convinced the wildebeests to march off to Tanzania.
New secondary school capitation is Sh16,900, down from Sh22,244. ODM expert John Mbadi announces, warns government can’t sustain free primary and secondary education. The money that has been finessed from school capitation has been added to the Statehouse budget. So Sad!!
E-Citizen developer James Ayugi never sold the platform to the government, he own the patent at the same time offer consultancy. He earns more than 30m a month from Manning the system, mind you there's a third party acting as a cyber security company running the system behind the…