greg

the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid

3 likes from attractive women

Pedro Pascal and his female co-worker because of his "social anxiety"

thinking about stealing the cardboard cutout of sydney sweeney at the american eagle by my house

telling her the PUP list is a list of players with dogs

creating a guys-only version called teabag

She kissed my forehead and now I can pair bond again

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8pm.

hey babe do you want to come over and have the sunday scaries with me

scottie scheffler is the man

me when it comes to see baddies in public and never approaching them

nice

me and who

how that first beer looks at me as soon as work ends on a friday

I simply made a meme

correct order: charmander > squirtle > bulbasaur

good to know kids are still learning valuable things in school