Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌
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Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America! 🇺🇸
Tearing down hostage posters is one of the more vile reactions to 10/7 I've seen. I'm posting some here, where they can't be torn down. Copy them (no need to RT), share, pin, etc. as you like. Don't let ignorant vandals hide their plight. Source: kidnappedfromisrael.com
I've seen this one before.
Late-night solidarity: The @NYPost hears that Jimmy Fallon "and a handful of other top comedians are expected to make a cameo" on tonight's edition of "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert." Preview clip from the taping is expected to come out shortly... nypost.com/2025/07/21/med…
Y’ know, I’m starting to think that the left doesn’t know what “fascism” means.
How about this: You're a pretty crappy person if you took joy in Biden's cancer diagnosis OR Hulk Hogan passing?
Just a reminder for MAGA— you cheered about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis. So, take your performative pearl clutching and fuck all the way off.
Really interesting interview with Jeff Daniels here, I maybe don’t agree with a lot of his points but there’s no questioning that this topic means a lot to him and he’s really letting it all out
This is the moment Jeff Daniels peaked.
Jeff Daniels: “I still think about Kamala, and how I think she would have been a good choice. I don’t care what they say, because she would have done what Lincoln did. Liz Cheney would have been Secretary of State.”
Note the audience's response. Not laughter, which is involuntary. Applause. Cheers. He's signaling to his tribe that he belongs, and they respond by celebrating their shared hatred of the out-group. Whatever else it is, it ain't comedy.
After making jokes about how his show loses $50 million a year, Colbert responds to President Trump mocking his show being cancelled by telling him "go fuck yourself."
It's like Letterman and Leno teaming up, except not funny.
Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and Jon Stewart will appear on ‘THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT’ tonight to show solidarity after Colbert’s show was cancelled. (Source: @latenightercom)
So… funnier and cheaper than Stephen Colbert?
BREAKING - After floundering in her role to reach out to the male voting demographic for three months and wasting $20 million, the DNC has removed Olivia Juliana from her role as male youth outreach coordinator.
If you gave Joe Biden a little crack before he had dementia, I bet he wouldn't sound much different.
Hunter Biden is deranged: “White Men in America are 45 more times to commit a f****** violent crime than an immigrant. If I became president, I would call the f****** president of El Salvador and say, send the illegals back or I’m going to f****** invade.”
This tweet drew out the standard "a college degree means you're smart" crowd. Got to college. Learn a trade. Whatever suits you, but don't pretend there aren't hordes of very stupid people with college degrees.
We need more electricians and less sociology majors.
Everyone knows you’ve got to ace the sociology course to become a great barista. College 101
Sociology professor here. You couldn’t pass my Intro course.
I just don't know who your target audience is, @mcuban. I could see this product losing up to $40 million per year. It's just not funny. For that reason, I'm out.
The Stephen Colbert Show had a lot of pathetic moments. This one with Mark Cuban may take the cake.https://t.co/C4i2mp2uzc
I won't be taking any "speak truth to power" on the Colbert firing from media people who spent the last five years running cover for Biden's mental incompetence.
Enough about Hunter Biden's responses, we haven't talked enough about Cronkite here:
OMG, OMG, OMG! I made it...I finally made my favorite weekly article on my favorite website!!! Thank you @fuzzychimpcom twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/202…
I never miss @fuzzychimpcom's @Twitchy Monday Morning Meme Madness because so funny and every kind of good. This week, though, special thank you for highlighting @itsme_urstruly. Thanks (other) Fuzzy! Keep the giggles coming and the Mondays blues at bay. twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/202…
The WNBA could replace all its players with Stephen Colbert and save $10 million.
The WNBA loses $50 million every year and has NEVER generated a profit. You deserve $0.00.
We need a way to power like tweets.
Why are the people responsible for this not in prison yet? You can't make America great until this is fixed.
They want more money. A player comes along who is actually making people pay a little more attention. They relentlessly attack her. Maybe it’s the right strategy? I don’t know. Are people paying more attention because of Clark or because of the cattiness towards her?
KP: "It was a very powerful moment. As players, we didn't know that that was going to happen. It was a genuine surprise. The t shirt was determined this morning. Not to tattletale: 0 members of Team Clark were very present for that"
A sold portion of my replies right now are people calling each other “retarded” while asking grok to do the heavy lifting.