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Cuffy. Not big on Twitter.
Guys I think I’ve found the pinnacle of Motorsports
oh man that Algerian broad is gonna whip all y’all’s asses now
BREAKING: U.S. Olympic & Paralympic Committee updates its policies to ban transgender women from women's sports, complying with President Trump's executive order. nbcnews.com/sports/olympic…
the roomba visible in the background is just perfect
Wife bought me a copy of Capital Volume 1 😭😭🙏
“Self-censorship?? Well I n*ver!” - Twitter hero
MSNBC's @MollyJongFast: Canceling Colbert isn’t funny, it’s "very scary" "And even if it’s not quid pro quo, the idea of self-censorship. And I talk about my grandfather, Howard Fast, who was jailed by McCarthy during The House UN-American Activities, that that our government…
Fran Solo
Art Nouveau in all its glory: the George Fouquet jewellery shop in Paris, France, designed in 1901 by Mucha.
“And it’s not because of tariffs” but because cocoa prices went up… for some reason.
Hershey to hike chocolate prices by double digits — and it’s not because of tariffs trib.al/ieWNVl5
Then get to proving and get off Twitter, you addict.
If proven, this would be the scandal of the century
lol dumbass just torched his own nascent martyrdom by refuting his cri de cœur of not being permitted to mock or insult the president
Stephen Colbert had a succinct message to President Trump for gloating about the end of the "Late Show": "Go f*ck yourself." variety.com/2025/tv/news/s…
Name a movie death that you're still not over. The one that hits you every single time.
Name a movie death that you're still not over. The one that hits you every single time.
All I know is Hunter Biden got me wanting to try the crack ca-caine.
If you asked Republicans to write their dream scenario for a way to stop talking about Epstein, they couldn’t have written it better than Hunter Biden giving a long interview shitting on the Democratic party. And here’s the scary thing about Hunter if you are a Democrat: Whose…
Immediately after this interview:
WATCH: Hunter Biden reminisces about the joys of crack 🫶
What's Samuel L. Jackson's most underrated performance?
What's Samuel L. Jackson's most underrated performance?
Oh my God fuck off
Was the American Revolution such a good idea? nyer.cm/RafU1FD
THIS, 100%. For instance, sanitary cleansed-with-fire crack cocaine sounds pretty compelling.
I mean he aint wrong on a lot of these points...
my Chinese mom watches Tarantino movies to improve her English and occasionally she'll practice on me
Napoleon Cronkomite
Enough about Hunter Biden's responses, we haven't talked enough about Cronkite here:
Pet Sematary could have been 87% funnier.
This picture has been plaguing my mind for the past week, I can't stop randomly thinking about it and laughing. Doo Doo Chen is legitimately haunting me.