lauren🫖
@funeralfawns
🕯️ high femme lesbian ⚰️ mortuary student
Lesbians are so dramatic. Me and my gf live together and still text each other while we’re at work counting down the hours until we are reunited. You would think one of us went off to war.
Being at work knowing there’s a sweet sleepy butch in my bed at home THIS IS TORTURE
Movie date!!! I love popcorn and icee and chairs you can cuddle in :)
The way that I thought the calico critter bat family was real. Turns out they’re custom. My heart is shattered.
Haven’t posted a pic of myself in a minute so enjoy this haunting doe eyed selfie I left on my bfs phone

Finally in my kitchen where she belongs :)
So I told my butch I wanted this specific teapot from tjmaxx/homegoods and while I was at work for 6 hours yesterday they spent the whole time driving to different locations looking for it. We’ve spent almost all day going to more locations and FINALLY found it!!
So I told my butch I wanted this specific teapot from tjmaxx/homegoods and while I was at work for 6 hours yesterday they spent the whole time driving to different locations looking for it. We’ve spent almost all day going to more locations and FINALLY found it!!
New strawpage is up if anyone wants to find me on other socials :) funeralfawns.straw.page

I love knowing that my lesbian friends are in happy loving lesbian relationships it’s what they deserve
But what else is there to do at work than daydream about the person you like???
having a crush and a job seems like too much