Björk Frisbeetooth
@frisbeetooth
Viking. Golden Retriever. Himbo.
believing that motivation leads to getting shit done is a classic case of confusing correlation and causation
sometimes trust is nothing more or less than allowing someone to envelop you in their compassion, and allowing yourself to see you the way they do
The squats are paying off. I’ve just been informed that my posterior appears to be a highly technical overhang ascent, at least a V6!
Is there anywhere i can go in SF to sit around and work which is outdoors, has very good chairs, has shade, and has people?
y’all ever resent your electric toothbrush a little for so thoroughly training you not to press too hard? idk if i’m capable of pressing hard anymore
Last year my life was structured like a diverse portfolio: work, hobbies, different friend groups, loves, projects, and obsessions. These days, everything else is being crowded out by <my generalized occupation>, and by sluttiness.
whenever i see strangers do that weird reflexive grimace/smile that doesn’t reach the cheeks, i want to grab them and tell them it’s ok, you’re allowed to smile and you’re also allowed to stare blankly at me
a thing you’re allowed to do: go on a long meandering walk in the city with absolutely no regard for whether you should turn around, or if you will have the time and energy to make it back, or if that detour is a waste of time. the downside risk is just the price of a waymo
tempted to vandalize the outdoor muni stations with temp sidewalk stencils identifying chit-chat and no-chit-chat sections of the platform
himbo moment: asked someone to steelman a position i don’t hold then forgot we were steelmanning and got miffed
oh noooo I told my coworker that i’m giving a talk tomorrow and that i’m going to try taking tadalafil to help with the public speaking anxiety. my cover is blown
yesterday my housemate was jamming on the guitar in the key of A, and just as he was reaching the climax, some unknown kitchen appliance chose that moment to begin a perfect 440Hz A drone that really elevated the performance. huge W for the panpsychists
Does anyone have any objectification tips for ladies who are just getting into objectifying men? ☺️
I'm sorry, I was too busy partying, having extra-marital sex, and going to the gym.