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“What stands in the way becomes the way”
“A second washed player meme has hit the Kyle Walker at Burnley”
🚨🟡🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Al Nassr agree deal to sign João Félix from Chelsea, here we go! Player authorized to fly for medical and join Al Nassr, initial transfer fee worth €30m plus add-ons and heavy sell-on clause to meet Chelsea €50m valuation in future. Paperwork being prepared.
Mainoo is on Compound V what the fuck is this pace boost he’s unlocked
Kicked a football back to a group of teens and their teacher said “Say thank you to the man!”

why do women love to hoard the smallest leftovers imaginable like a squirrel foraging acorns in a tree for winter
Yet this is you after we lost 1 game in 3 months back in 2021. The 1 game being an FA cup game We were literally sitting in 2nd place at the end of March with 1 loss in the league since November Yet you were calling for Ole’s head Oh the irony
"Amorim-sexual" is what they call you when you back the club's decisions over their favourite players. They hate his tactics, his guts and can't stand the sight of him. It's so bad that even a preseason draw to Leeds Utd felt like losing a UCL final. I find this very disturbing.
Guess he finally “found his level” eh?
FC Barcelona and Manchester United have reached an agreement for the loan of the player Marcus Rashford until 30 June 2026. The agreement also establishes an option to buy the English forward.
Missed the Mbuemo transfer being in work and won’t have played two FIFAs in a row 🥀

If this is real he's an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking his value to get a move
🇨🇲 Mbeumo at Carrington! #mufc
Sporting using United’s name to make Arsenal pay up quicker. “TOTAL agreement reached with Arsenal, he only ever wanted to join their project” from Fabrizio Romano coming soon, where they’ll say he rejected us.
BREAKING: Manchester United are VERY CLOSE to an agreement with Sporting CP for Viktor Gyökeres, with numbers very close to those negotiated with Arsenal The Lions' deal with the Gunners is increasingly in jeopardy [@SICNoticias]
Arsenal fans are mocking us about Mbuemo when he rejected them for us😭
Can’t take Rashford hate seriously when it’s been generated by a media campaign driven by the club to get him out and The United Stand because he called them out, it feels incredibly fake.
“Nobody wants him” Rashford will play for the Spanish champions while Manchester United who finished 15th deem him not good enough because the new owners wanted to save money and fans got behind it and abused him Rashford won
🚨 Barcelona advancing on deal to sign Marcus Rashford from Man Utd. Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option. #MUFC have agreed - not done but final stages. Flick approves 27yo England int’l; suits #FCBarcelona on football/financial level @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/60776…