Adam Fern (number salesman / pizza influencer arc)

It's been a year since my first pizza thread and it's time to follow it up with some updates, new alpha, corrections, and good advice for those of you coming to NFT NYC. Remember, I do not want you to eat bad pizza. Help me, help you. Don't be a fool. x.com/fern/status/16…

Brought to you by vRNG.... For those of you keeping score at home, this is our first BASE deployment and excited to see how this experiment evolves. We love supporting creative devs and @Rhynotic is always thinking about novel ways to use the chain.

some people want their founders talking nonsense on Spaces and shaking hands & kissing babies at useless conferences. me? I like founders who are writing code at 3am bec they are so excited about what they're working on. What could be keeping @amittm, a boomer with a family, up…

so... team has been pretty quiet and heads down for a bit in shipping mode. the real problem is that we built too much stuff and it sort of piled up in a way that was hard for us to figure out how to sequence and share. the more we built and didnt share, the more it built up…

ppl keep reaching out congratulating me on the @beast_ico "partnership" let me be clear, ico is a Full Time Employee w/ - medical / dental / vision benefits - a salary - 401k - slack his mission: tell our story what ico has built his entire brand off? hint: its not gaming

Felt cute, might delete later.

i mean, isn't this obviously a terrible idea teaching robots karate and muy thai?

so, we've been deeply embedded in @arbitrum eco for ~3 years, and I find it totally insane that we do not have a single vRNG customer yet there Please DM me ASAP so we can correct this grave error Also happy to give an arb bros / first lucky customer discount thngie

Had a really good week in the trenches and in the yeet casino. Thinking about picking up a new piece from the authorized Nigerian dealer who hangs out on my corner.

I will give @yeet vRNG for free if they turn on the "@legendarygainz_ mode" RNG for my personal account. Is this good business? Nope, but I have a family to feed and Elon turned down my monetization because I took 2 weeks off.

Here's the story of a game named Pirate Nation.... (None of you will get this reference and that's ok.)

wtf is this??

This is some bullshit.... Me: write 2k word thought piece about P2E gaming @beast_ico: hey guys, I have a new job

This is exciting for 2 reasons: 1. First customer on @avax 2. Really love what @playfull is building and are excited to support them with our vRNG and perhaps even go deeper on some other stuff we're cooking up....

We must evolve as we learn new information. Plan A - ❌ 1. build a gud product 2. product lead growth Plan B - ✅ 1. build a gud product 2. acquire @beast_ico to shill the shit out of it

We celebrate today's series of exciting announcements with some totally real, not in any way photoshopped Lamb Chop, brought to you by @yeet, my future vRNG customers even if they haven't yet acknowledged this fact yet.

Study foreshadowing

btw, this wasn't even about hiring @beast_ico I totally forgot we were announcing him today when I sent this.