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@femmecoded
Let’s all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks @dickvandslur
i get it when a cafe has a no laptop policy but i deeply hate when they have signs like “no laptops… only REAL and GENUINE moments :)” first of all i can easily have a fake ass miserable moment without my computer!!!
My favorite old hollywood movie is the heiress and the fact that NOBODY has chosen it from the criterion closet is disgusting.
Hi! Just got your text. Watching a movie sounds fun… but what if instead we just… Let me be imperfect tonight? We sit together and let me just be flawed and messy and myself? Now how does Superman compare to that?
My sister worked at a frozen yogurt place that called the employees “frostitutes", they are now out of business.
A lot of stuff on here boils down to “this one specific person I have a grudge against is now everyone who even vaguely has similar traits to them and here’s why I’ve diagnosed them as whats wrong with society”
We had like maybe 5 years where people parroted nice things about mental health but because of a small fraction of people who talked about mental illness in ways people find stupid or annoying, now everyone sounds like a mix of middle school bully and narcissistic 1950s parent
Shelley Duvall melts indifference. You're unable to repress your response; you go right to her in delight, saying "I'm yours." (1974)
you’re in my dms and I’m in your dms we are friends who enjoy talking to each other
In the fluorescent light of a public bathroom no wound is spared - every blackhead, gash, burn, bruise, spot you’ve ever had leaps forth and stuns you as un-ignorable - and every crease in your shirt becomes a chasm. Even you, man at the urinal in front of me, iron your jacket.
teaching the youth about the birds and the bees: with a boy, and a girl, and a huh, and a game
as a girl you should never have a boyfriend unless he is utterly and completely in love with you almost to a pathetic degree
I don't really watch youtube vids but when I decide to every few months it'll be some shit like a woman spritzing perfume on light bulbs as a life hack.
People tell me I’m high femme, but I'm watching a woman in a room covered in Louboutins spraying her wigs with designer perfume, and she just said you should spray your light bulbs with perfume too.
Does anyone want to add me to one of their weird little farmed engagement group chats I could use the boost
You hit a certain age where you just want your girl to be taller than you