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Obviously the Braves are cheating. No major leaguer should ever EVER be able to hit a spinning meatball like that 442’. It just should never happen.
Can’t wait until Lance Lynn starts game 1 of the NLCS
What my pizza rolls see at 11pm during west coast road trips

Ronald Acuña Jr. is having more fun on his wedding night than most people.
I’m not a truck expert by any means but I would imagine this isn’t ideal. cc: @_JoeSeppi
These guys should be in the HOF for single-handedly saving baseball.
The steroid ERA was wild
Seeing a monster among men crying is hard to watch
Me sitting in front of the TV ready for Braves baseball at 7:20 tonight.

Honest question. Think about how good the Mets were last year. If you put all of these two rosters (Braves & Mets) on the table and “re-drafted” them. How many Braves would you take before you picked the first met?
Okay I’m good with the legends booth. BUT…. What if they were in the chophouse, unlimited alcohol with a 10 second delay on the broadcast. Put it on PPV I’d buy it.
We just need a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a blast and we’re right back in this thing
These people that boycotted bud light are feeling the same way my daughter did when we explained Santa was me after she went to bed.
How many more times before Braves FO realizes Chirinos might not be the guy
Damn Vaughn Grissom’s dad struggled in the outfield too. Even though he was a gold glover.
Joe Girardi’s triple in 1996 off Maddux. The crowd 🔥
Braves fans as you go to sleep tonight remember to keep Yankee fans in your thoughts and prayers.