Walter Crunkheit
@fakeAPchekhov
A story should be all muddle, like a porpoise.
“You know my name, you shouldn’t have to look up the number” —the beast
This is what I came to the internet for
Normal people: getting spam emails about weedkiller lawsuits @excitedstoat: getting real emails about killer weed lawsuits
POO
Starting Sunday, TTC fare inspectors will undergo a makeover that includes new uniforms and a new job title. toronto.citynews.ca/2025/07/18/ttc…
Remember when a ton of people on here thought @MichaelAvenatti would save us?
I have it on good authority that @excitedstoat’s horoscope says he has chronic Venus insufficiency
Attn: @SUBWAY
I need them to make a cigarette that’s one foot long
Average big law associate
It is very difficult to get fired from a biglaw summer job, but life finds a way
.@MTA I want to be held, just not by the train’s dispatcher
Don’t step on my toe, sis, unless you want to hear me “oh!”, sis