folake aina
@f0lake
honestly, i just be chillin’ (she/her) 🇳🇬
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over
when men say they can sense and even SMELL when a woman is ovulating i just laugh. like yall werent sleep in biology class and just discovered the word ovulation 2 years ago on twitter?? oh okay 🤣
I dont even know who Im talking about anymore when I say I miss him
if i knew life was gonna be like this..i would've held my breathe in the delivery room
my dad was just like “im at therapy let me call u back” i was like YESSSSSS girl why was it physical therapy… im irritated asf
feels good as fuck to be from california like fuckkk im a girl and im from california
God if I eat bread again strike me down
Olandria this is crazy.
I have three moods 1.$$$$$$$$$$ 2.???????????? 3.zzzzzzzzzzzzz
talm bout “is u jackin me” like do u want me to?
why is nyc lingo so sexually charged
Ariana don’t even breath rn please titi baby 😫😫😫
awwww and whoever wrote that time article against chelley the spell’s been activated boo 😕 you’ll be a llama by midnight LATEST
(About someone who is obviously trying to have sex with me) “Awwww that’s so nice they’re trying to be my friend I need more friends that would be really nice”
My takeaway from this season of love island is that people don’t know how to enjoy media anymore. Everyone has to find someone to stan, create a fandom, dig into people lives. The line between viewer and parasocial delusion is gone. It’s sad.