cheyenne🆗️

the actual completed version of this

commission for cpqpresario on bsky

for @milesdavitt

/x/

Malaise

Mao zedong got that "blown back by pussy stank" hairline

baseball uniforms would make fantastic civilian uniforms for a post-american regime. like our version of the Mao suit. they look good as hell and they have your name emblazoned on the back. plus a number (randomly assigned at birth, custom one can be requested). basically perfect

Tried to have some fun at the coffee shop when they asked for my name I said The Toucher and the big gay guy behind the barista goes “we’re not doing that today” owned me I’m afraid.

jesus christ man...the shit they dont teach you in school

when I was in first grade we had a large cross class conflict where we’d all fight and shit and it continued for literal months but the really interesting part is that the sides were named “boys” and “girls” but there was no gender element in which side you were on

I actually think ancient people would fuck with Labubus big time. I think if you introduced Labubus to them they would get really really serious about them fast

I actually think ancient people would fuck with Labubus big time. I think if you introduced Labubus to them they would get really really serious about them fast