evil (sometimes)
@evilscientiist
HELP
Left a cup of dish soap and vinegar out on the counter to catch a fly and my roommate drank it
exactly
idk why everyone is afraid of being seen as a bad person for cutting people off over small things when there will always be a better friend/partner out there. salvage if they mean a lot to you, but baby everyone knows what they’re doing.
me randomly doing this in public 😭
there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations
BRO LFFSOSOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
yall can’t “move to NYC” all your problems away. that’s why yall be here with 8 roommates and no eyebrows
walked in the thrift store fried to get CLOTHES and came out with a snow globe-
You ever just wanna pull up next to somebody on the highway and start talking to em
the fact that someone was minding their goddamn business & just opened twitter to voodoo being done on them HELPXKXNSKXSKSK
wrote down the girls he follows, bye ladies!
nicki minaj and michael jackson binge on the nightly drive OKKKK😌
Bruh
TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
buddhist for BACKSHOTS😭😭😭😭
Girl go to hell! Oh wait… EVERYBODY speaking the SAME TRUTH about u. But u mad at me? lol bringing up irrelevant deflections don’t change The fact that YOU PLAYED WITH GOD FOR D*CK! Next week u gonna be Buddhist for back shots? Christian for Christian Dior? Girl stfu & go pray
I'm having friendship withdrawals I miss my friends like a Mother trucker
yall keep putting babies in the pretty girls PLEASE MAKE IT STOP💔💔💔
This actually might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today
