E. Bone
@everardbone
If I really have to; curator when strictly necessary. We/its.
14/5/83: With 20 seaside resorts opening nude and topless beaches this summer, I really do not see the need to keep the Elgin Marbles in Bloomsbury any longer. They should be auctioned, and the money spent on more ice creams for the moaning, underprivileged kiddies of Merseyside.
18 May 1975: Universities should sell their "students" in order to preserve their art treasures. Students are easily replaced, but our art treasures are irreplaceable.
Manuel Benedito Vives, a boy with a hen. 1913
Empress Theodora & her court - Basilica di S. Vitale, #Ravenna Dating to the 6th C. I particular like how the craftsmen have depicted the flow of the fabric & the different patterns on the costumes in mosaic. As well as the details such as the Three Wise Men #FabricsInChurches
Dear Curator, I am writing my dissertation on #decolonizingmuseums @LeicsMusStud and I would be grateful if you could answer the attached 47 page questionnaire by the end of next week.
The main reason #academictwitter is terrible is because it involves people who have had to write a 50000 word PhD thesis and who consider things carefully from all angles for a living having to try to be funny which doesn't come naturally to them and then be concise and they just
The Gemäldegalerie der Akademie der bildenden Künste has moved to the Theatre Museum for renovations. Titian's amazing brushwork (finished? unfinished? glad he stopped when he did) in his late Tarquin and Lucretia.

The #Dürer show @AlbertinaMuseum is stunning. He's a hard artist to love but it's impossible not to admire him. The hands! (here, Maximilian I fondling a slightly dubious pomegranate)

Don't care if it's only given to a follower of Monsu Desidero, I'd take this Sack of Troy @ChristiesInc in a heartbeat. And the cradling on the back is charming (although, er, not working very well).

Possibly the weirdest "Rembrandt - Velazquez" pairing imaginable? news.artnet.com/exhibitions/re…

Proud to share my groundbreaking research into the Frog of Willendorf (and correct decades of academic misinterpretation)
humbly paging @dr_humblebrag for zir invaluable thoughts
Yeah, I don’t know what’s worse: having to pull together EVERYTHING you’ve done or figuring out what to cut??
I honestly think if films with dogs in were prefaced with a screen that said ‘the dog survived’ I could relax a lot more when watching them.
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