Eric Lahti
@ericlahti1
Author of #scifi, #horror, #urbanfantasy. Generally good guy. Only looks good in grainy black and white photos. Curses a lot. Books http://amzn.to/3pUsu4s
Sci-Fi meets Now Desert Dystopia Destiny🚀 #UnhingedPit #Q #A #SF
I guarantee you that this very instant there is a line of Republicans waiting to pay Trump to take their names off the Epstein list.
BREAKING NEWS: GHISLAINE MAXWELL LIST RELEASED BY TRUMP DOJ
No matter how many people come out against what you've said, it doesn't matter. What matters is you've said it and people believed it. That's how things work these days.
Hear me out: - 1 part bourbon - 1 part tequila - Bitters to taste - Lime juice to taste - Simple syrup to taste - Brandied cherries - Ice New World Old Fashioned.
Huh, a sexual predator is about to pardon another sexual predator. Who'da thunk it?
Ozzy dies, everyone: Man, it sucks that he's gone! What a guy! Hulk Hogan dies, everyone: Fuck that racist, lying piece of shit! Moral of the story: Be more Ozzy.
Me: Walks outside Every mosquito in New Mexico: Tonight we eat like kings!
"Somewhere between paper cuts on your nipples and completely detonating your life. I'm leaning toward the nipples thing, but I'm not averse to making your daughter a home-movie star. Or I could just burn you all alive. Depends on how I feel after this coffee." #Satsplat
This weekends #Satsplat theme is revenge. Write and/or post pieces that somehow incorporate revenge. All genres welcome. I'll drop the discussion question soon. Let's do it. Much love and respect to you all!
Whisky and peanut butter cups: Two great tastes that go great #together. The ideal #writing fuel. #vss365
Working #together mean one person "leads", two people watch, and one person does all the work. #vss365
Protip: Make the Bionic Man sound while you're lifting weights. It makes you look like an idiot, but it's a lot of fun.
Ever since I fully moved to @Draft2Digital I've gotten emails from scam services every goddamned day. Would it kill y'all to *NOT* sell my email address to everyone under the sun?
The real question is: Did Trump have Hulk Hogan taken out to distract from his ongoing problems with Epstein? I'm just asking questions here.
In a world of unending bloodshed between red and blue, their forbidden love made them purple and found both sides gunning for them. But some people are happy to die for love. Violent #Violet, only in theaters. #vss365
Are you ready to be the master of going faster? Are you tired of slow ships and long travel times? Get the all new XLR8 hyperspace engines and leave your worries behind. XLR8: #Tear reality a new asshole. Only from Cyoshi. #vss365
The past tense of #tear is teared but the past tense of tear is tore. Makes you think... #vss365
You know you're getting old when you get irrationally excited about installing a new drip irrigation controller. In my defense, I can control it from my phone. My phone! It's like we're living in the future!
I hope history classes use this as his presidential portrait. It captures the madness and stupidity perfectly.
What's your first thought? 🤔