🎈笨笨一號 - Attritable Stratospheric Balloon🎈

If you're moving over you can find me here. Not sure how active I'll be though. bsky.app/profile/its2th…

first nail clipping is going how you’d expect

Despartun the male stag beetle: -Found eating yoghurt out of desperation during the famine. -No females I own like him, nor does he like them either. -Taste a plum once, falls in love with it. -Mates with the plum and fucking dies. *OK*

He had sex with the plum and died.

My favorite thing about Turkmenistan is that its dictator Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow was rumoured to be dead so he beat those allegations by going on state TV and doing donuts next to the giant hole that's been continuously burning for the last 50 years

I had to dub this

They out here drinking Tzatziki

ive been seeing this a LOT lately.. nothing makes me nosier than when u put down a large sign that says U CANT SEE THIS FUCK U...

設営予定図を練ってるんだけど、年々カオスになっていってる。 そのうちネオンでも光らすか。ふふ。

back in CBRN school they told us about a guy who had non-specific health problems they checked out his work area, and it cleared then they observed him using the nerve agent test stick as a coffee stirrer

horse named Obliteration sired by Violence

american healthcare

She is very baby

the lion does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

jobhunting

カラスバ/Corbeau

I see russian engineers got ahold of Keltec's party powder...

Incredibly stupid things are happening

The vshojo intern after donating to the wrong idf

It should be harder to send someone to prison and far, far easier to ban them from driving

I'm literally 37 and have a giant Snorlax on my living room floor