Andie D
@dyerAndie
Left-handed, ginger, Welsh, Kinsey 6. Work in sexual health. Cyclist. Usually tweeting about music and things to eat. Waiting to marry @heftysmurf78. MHFA.
Five years together. Went for an ice cream to celebrate. And got engaged. 😁😍😊😀😃❤😘

So, Donald Trump lied about the money his father gave him, he lied about his bone spurs, lied about where his father was born, he lied about where Barack Obama was born, he lied to his first wife while sleeping with his second, lied to his second wife while sleeping with his…
I've never had body issues or comparing myself to others, but my (previously obese...his words) neighbour now has a banging body due to Mojo, working out and steroid use. I'm just here still routinely working out and swimming every day, and my god I'm envious. 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who has watched my calorific intake almost every day for 4 decades in order to maintain my weight, I am rather peeved by all these people getting weight loss injections and suddenly looking svelte. Lucky them, but why can't I get a microdose to make it easy for me?
This is exactly the wedding I want, and nobody need ever know. 😁
No, I don't care about your theatrical wedding. You're weird. Wake up next to your partner, like any normal day, off you pop to the registry office and that's that. Nice meal and a few drinks after. Sorted. Use the money elsewhere and drop the ego.
Hi @FitbitSupport I've installed your recent firmware update to my Fitbit Versa 4 and it has now bricked the device and is unusable. It's just out of warranty, please can you provide advice as your products should have a longer lifespan than 2 years.
Why is he dressed like a bottle of Rush?
Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71 (via @TMZ)
Finally got to see the Leigh Bowery exhibition, a perfect way to spend the day off. Loved it.




You think you know someone, then you notice they eat a Magnum by sinking their teeth straight into it. 😮
Flicking through DNA Magazine and noticed some familiar faces...

Marmalade Atkins!!!
TV THAT TIME FORGOT: Educating Marmalade/Danger: Marmalade At Work (ITV, 1981-84) Mischief-as-stock-in-trade post-punk anarchy - complete with 'BAD GIRL WARNING' - charting slang-flinging tearaway's educational and workplace trajectory with suitably rowdy Bad Manners theme song.
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."