off the shoulder of Orion
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Actin' a savage in the shadows of Rome Traffic amassed against insufferable odds Fashioning gallows out of plastic and bone
I saw a werewolf drinking blue milk down at the Mos Eisly Cantina. His hair was perfect.
RIP to Donald Trump who after falling down a flight of stairs broke his spine and then drowned in dog piss after being mistaken for a fire hydrant.
I love that religious people will insist on the historical accuracy of a document they have never actually read. It is a clear insight into the fact that their belief is emotional in nature.
the pigs did not talk nowhere in the verse does it show such a thing, please cite specifically a point in time where the demons where speaking through the pigs
Re: Hassan's Jubilee... The surprise to me wasn't the fact that the rank and file right are dumb and fascist, it was the entitlement that they felt. How dare we refuse to engage with their fart sniffing fuckery!
The cannard that 80% of communication is non verbal falls apart real quick when you try to tell someone about your Uncle's blue cat with raised eyebrows.
Men in poker: “Learn their tells. Their body language. Did they sigh? Blink? Itch their nose? Avert their gaze? Brow twitch? Shift in their seat? Exhale differently?” Men with women: “You’re gonna have to tell me what you’re thinking, I’m not a mind reader”
Tired of fucking Republicans assuming I'm a Trump fan/racist asshat. One of the worst things about being white is dealing with other white people.
TOS 3:15
I need the coolest name! All ideas are welcome!😇🐕
This would hit harder if the government hadn't admitted multiple times under oath that they fucked up.
Call me crazy but if you got two hearings and a valid deportation order then you shouldn’t be in the United States.
What’s your favorite comfort movie? I need some recommendations for today.
What’s your favorite comfort movie? I need some recommendations for today.
RIP Trump and god damn the libtard joker who put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of his bathtub. THAT WASN'T FUNNY!
The F-47 looks cursed. I feel like this is some kind of psy-op to make Fat Amy look sexy by comparison.
I wonder if all the unsophisticated rubes who screamed 'No Genocide Joe' are having second thoughts after the Muhammed Khalil story.... Lol Just fucking kidding. They've never had a first thought.
Wake me up when someone gets tired of living in a fascist gameshow and puts an end to the two braincells our president can claim ownership of.
If Scott Perry said it you should be looking for a tablespoon of salt.

RIP Donald Trump. He died doing what he loved, chugging toilet wine out Stephen Miller's asshole. He will be missed.
I've never seen The Substance but if it isn't a horror version of flubber someone is leaving money on the table.