Riley Read-Only
@HotForMoot
I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word
It’s crazy that this is happening right now and there’s just silence
Videos online show Islamists in Syria: - R*ping Druze women - Forcing Druze to jump off buildings - Slaughtering everyone inside a hospital - Beheadings Not one person who condemned Israel for striking the terrorists has said a word about the heinous acts by these Islamists.
I know a gay guy so fancy he doesn’t have butt sex he has artisAnal
It’s not impressive when a man correctly guesses that you’re on your period. It’s way more impressive if he’s like “are you in follicular rn? You’re so rejuvenated”
If you’ve never had a friend break into your house to find your passport and ship it to you or done that for them I’m sorry I hope you find real friends soon
Homeless guy opening and angrily slamming our gate closed over and over and over while screaming at 7am today Call that a San Francisco alarm clock
If you’re a guy and you play the song “I’m on fire” on guitar for people, that’s 80,000 bodies
Searching for a new job after a long stint at one company feels like what I imagine newly divorced gen x dads experience opening up tinder for the first time
I used to time my Southwest check-in so I would get early boarding group C. This allowed me to board the flight when only middle seats were left, but every middle seat was empty. I was then able to walk past everyone on the flight and sit next to the hottest guy(s)
*Walking around my bf’s college campus* Are these the humanities buildings? Yeah, how’d you know? There’s a big grassy field next to them for the students to do nothing in all day
You think you can hurt me? I posted something funny in the gc and 10 people saw it and no one reacted
You dopamine-fried twitter mfs can’t even imagine enjoying a sunset anymore 😔
Texting all my friends a picture of the sunset from the plane 🥰