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@drewscotty
Artist | 2X Grammy Nominated Producer/Singer-Songwriter who hates it here | Part Time Comedian | Hacked at 0.9K • MGMT: @entourageMGMT
I know Beyonce be looking at her phone and laughing her ass off every damn day. Lol
Is Beyoncé BROKE? "Jay-Z & Beyoncé have taken out a $58M mortgage on their Bel Air mansion, bringing their total borrowing on the property to a whopping $110M." Beyoncé's 'Cowboy Carter' tour is set to conclude on Saturday and all the earnings will be used to pay her HUGE DEBT.
My friends got me the Tom Cruise cake for my birthday. It was so good, I signed up for Scientology. Cutting off all communication with my family now. #worthit
When you ask the engineer or producer if they can email you a bounced copy of the song you worked on all day for free
My problem is I’ve got things I don’t wanna do, things I need to do, and things I’d actually enjoy doing. Somehow none of them are getting done. 😂
Had to take this picture for my own very two eyes while in New York. It really does exist! The Mecca of Big Backs. 😂
Not me doing an escape room today and accidentally sacrificing my brother, sister and nephew. Oops! 🙊
Can’t believe I turned 50 today!!!! Blessed to see another year. 🥹
I always feel like a crackhead smoking weed from a pipe. It’s giving “Holiday Heart”
When I first got into PR I lied and told the agency I worked for that I was 24 when I was really 20. I also told them I was going to night school to finish my degree requirements. Whole time I was a college dropout. 🤭
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If yall see me outside with an attitude this weekend it’s because I just paid my rent