drewharkins

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's MyrtleBeach.

Was talking to a good ol’ boy in the mountains today and he said he tore his “rotatin’ cups”. Obvious boomer take, but the internet has robbed us of charming and colorful malapropisms.

The most common mental health symptom I see in my patients is behavioral frozenness. You want to do something that you clearly have the capacity to do, and instead you stare at pointless screen content you're incapable of shutting off, or otherwise waste time, indefinitely.

A Sherpa taking a cigarette break at 8,000 meters in the “death zone”, where oxygen is critically scarce

Amazing idea, but every man should have a morally dubious attorney buddy who will do shit like send out cease & desists for cheap in the first place.

Pure bliss. $PLTR

This is 100% true by the way, and my life goes better when I practice this. 15 minutes of this and 15 minutes of prayer/mindfulness/meditation a day will change you.

Can one of the SaaS geeks 'vibe code' a utilities payment manager that doesn't take 10-15% on every charge?

Someone should try to look into whatever the hell was going on in Athens, Georgia between like 1975-1995

I prefer this minimal deconstructionist “Florida peninsula made out of peanuts”

Smarter than the NYT & most traders $PLTR

Millennials react to Lana Del Rey

Iran should count its blessings that we sent the B2 and not the B3 cuz then we would be raising hell and praising Dale and I don't think Iran is ready for that smoke.

Women will compliment you, but on superficial things, e.g. you’re handsome or stylish. They’ll never commend your honorable traits like resilience. Best you’ll get is back-handed honesty. An ex once told me “It’s obvious you’ve never been overpowered by a woman.” Cherished.

Really sick of my South Carolina reps having a mile-long boner for bombing Iran. Literally zero clue what they’re doing for our state.