Tom
@drawl
former poaster, now reply guy, forever big token guy talk to me about internet music / helping rural talent / actual hot takes
*Pointing at my computer* That’s @inversebrah. That’s @DegenSpartan. That’s @fuckyourputs. I like them. My tired mom: That’s great buddy :) Did the nice man from McDonald’s call back about a job? Me: No. *points back at computer* That’s @CL207. They’re a cat.

You guys spend way too much time talking about tipping culture as if it matters even a little bit whether or not you spend an extra dollar on a coffee. Personally I always tip because the girls at the coffee shop are usually hot and I want them to think I'm cool.
I always feel like a sociopath when I select "no tip" after buying, say, a $7 coffee. I should not feel that way. Someone took my money for a drink I already paid too much for, poured liquid in a cup, and handed it to me. Why is a tip merited there? What are we doing here?
My next project is coming soon, really excited for this one :) Reminder for the presale: - 50% will be for holders of the TokenWorks NFT - 50% will be gated to wallets that donate atleast $100 to Roman Storm’s defense fund on Mainnet / Base Donation link in the tweet below
one token. any ticker. coming soon
there's 3 days left to apply for the paradigm fellowship I was a fellow in 2024 and it was one of the highlights of my year if you're young, technical and interested in crypto, markets and how money moves online, this is your chance to meet more people like you -- apply!
Kind of obsessed with Switzerland’s postage stamp made with cement pigments that’s a tribute to concrete.
it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution
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I like to imagine there was a Nazca child who would refuse to eat their mashed cassava unless it was served in the mice bowl
Bowl with mice decoration, Nazca culture, dating from 100–500 AD. Currently housed in the collection of The Princeton University Art Museum.
when your daughter brings home her clanker bf but his built in JBL speaker starts playing prime Uzi so you lowk gotta accept bro
I don't "simp", i don't SITUATIONSHIP, i don't CHASE, i don't ONE NIGHT STAND, i don't SETTLE, I FIND TRUE LOVE. And if i don't find it, I DIE ALONE.
crypto people every time we're a few months into a bull run
Gadsden, Alabama they can never make me hate you bc who the fuck pawned a 1 to 14 CD duplicator and left 14 gucci mane bootlegs in it
Roblox has an excellent business model where they print fake money called Robux, sell billions of it to children each quarter, and they also take like 30% of the Robux spent on UGC so they're kind of like a zoomer metaverse federal reserve in a way and the chart is up only
guys in your discord after saying gm for seven days straight
A really mean thing you can do to people is send them the link to this video and say "This made me think of you and your sense of humor"
It’s a Jorts Summer!! And it’s also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done.
you guys this woman on nextdoor bought her 15 y/o son “on the genealogy of morals” by friedrich nietzsche bc he asked for it for his birthday and now he’s obsessed with it and won’t stop talking about harnessing his “will to power” and she is worried