Dr. Submarine 🐳
@dr__submarine
Just a fan of a good sandwich 🥪
Thought I was depressed but turns out I just needed to get drunk with the boys
This is why I’m reflexively against all public parks, public programs, and any kind of public funding in America These places and programs are immediately overwhelmed by the bottom 10% who make them unusable for anyone else
Bus just disgorged 50 "inner city" youth onto quiet exurb playground, 17yos now brachiating over play equipment, yuppie parents scattering with toddlers like leaves before a sudden wind
Shutting high IQ, borderline autistic guys out of society and the dating market will not come without consequences
The Tea app has been hacked, and you can go download 59.3 gigabytes of user selfies right now. The hack is real. A picture from someone I know who signed up just to see what was on there was in it. This was an obviously vibe-coded app and was bound to be insecure.
I’m fucked They’re talking about me on Tea They’re saying “it’s honestly too big” and “it has the dimensions of an original 4Loko can”
I feel like Ozzy Osborne’s personality overshadowed the fact he had a phenomenal voice
People in all white rural towns are so much more calm and relaxed than city people. Because if they fuck up, their kid won’t be that much off than their peers. They all go to the same public school anyway. If I fuck up, it’s Mad Max.
Black man/white women couples are always absolutely unhinged
OnlyFans model Woesenpai is going viral after her ex-boyfriend of two years released videos accusing her of being abusive during their relationship 👀
Huberman wants to destroy alcohol consumption because people call him weird and make fun of him for not drinking (they’re right)
“Somalians” and “good public schools” are diametrically opposed
Minneapolis good luck. This is about to be your new Mayor.