Statman Doug
@douglasclark28
Manager @LycansFootball // Play the hand you are dealt
This guy has spoken about suffering more than Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi combined
🚨🗣️ Ruben Amorim: "We are going to suffer but that feeling of bonding is really important - the spirit is positive." #MUFC
😂😂😂😂
Let him run a poll asking if people believe the politician or him & we see
Let him run a poll asking if people believe the politician or him & we see
Threaten a defamation without actually threatening one to show that you would have done it but it would be a win for the politician however you are innocent of said claim. Such a nicely framed tweet by a clever journalist.
Luck can find you even when even not prepared. It’s how you use it. You think M7 grandkids came prepared to be the president’s grandkids. Who gave birth to you and where you are born is the first ka luck in life. You have no control over it.
Being ready at all times. Luck finds the prepared.
Bear with me guys😅
I took a picture just because I thought of a funny caption to go with it 😂😂😂
I’m a jealous fwb😭
Forget jealous girlfriend, infact I’m a jealous talking stage
all just to be reduced to ‘Alisson’ debates 🤣
Petr Cech was a real one 👊 During 11 seasons at Chelsea, he only conceded 241 goals That's an average of just under 22 goals a season 🤯
Kicked a football back to a group of teens and their teacher said “Say thank you to the man!”
Whichever brown dem areolas is
what's your favorite shade of brown?
Dylan Harper's reaction to seeing his four-year, $56.1M rookie contract 😭🔥 (via @spurs)
Wayne Rooney left Everton, got married, had 3 kids, won 16 trophies, went bald, had a hair transplant, became Man Utd's top goalscorer, returned to Everton, left Everton to go to the MLS, became manager of Derby, got relegated, left to become Birmingham manager, got sacked and…
Take this shit to Facebook nigga
How some of yall lashes be looking
Murder can be justified, rape can’t.
Rape is honestly a crime that will always baffle me, far more than murder ever could.
Smoke detectors have a red blinking light to show that they are armed & functional. Where you really found a hidden camera in it or not is another story.
My wife noticed a blinking light on our Airbnb’s smoke detector. I unscrewed it and found a hidden camera. We packed up and left in a hurry. Be careful out there
POV :
A wise man once said “ribs for breakfast” and my life has never been the same since 😂
Fernando Torres was not a flop at Chelsea.
Start a problematic football discuss.