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Left my horse standing on train tracks while I talked to someone and then the train came and ran over my horse.

I should've been a prostitute at a saloon in the Wild West. What the fuck am I doing here bro

Is it too early to take an edible

Me on 9/11 footage

I've seen horrors you could never imagine

No more drinking while depressed.

I kinda have a lot to do these next few months but I'm busy with RDR2 so I don't have time to worry abt it rn

I would kill myself

This is insane.

It just hit me that there are blue whales out there right now.

It's all getting so bad so quickly

on the tea app complaining about my dad

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

I’ve been so hostile today, I have no sex drive, a UTI, I keep picking acne on my face, I rotted until bed time again, I’m gay, I’m chopped, I’m unc, my balls hurt, I’m yearning for something that can no longer be

i had someone constantly catfishing men on dating sites as me. they’d flirt and exchange pictures and make plans and then they’d find my socials and ask me why i ghosted them. turns out it was my boyfriend.

I get along so well with middle aged alcoholics it's crazy. My favorite demographic of people

Okay I think I was off private long enough for my opps to peep the bikini pic.

I love this side of twitter because we'll discuss region-free Blu-ray players and be deadass. I love you guys.

What did you guys do today

I'm fine with the love of my life murdering me in a crime of passion. In fact, I prefer it.