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this is so fucking funny man
Karin Vernikov had just finished her time in the IDF and had just got home from a horse riding trip to South Africa, when Hamas attacked on October 7. She was only 22. "My little girl won’t come back, I can’t hug you. How can I go on, how can I breathe without you?" her…
people who order uber eats 5 times a week are afraid to eat fruit out of the earth
this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce🤮
perfectly captures the midwit tendency to take a single undergraduate class tangentially related to a topic and then pass yourself off as an expert on it online
me outside the community pool after i got banned for bringing a bottle of tequila

Being so racist you just believe this easily disprovable thing
(to wal mart employee) why don’t you seem excited that i am patronizing your business?
using an iphone since i dropped my pixel 5 in the toilet and im struggling w this thing man im such an android cuck