impo crumbs
@aqua_mancer
heads up. conversations like this can be intense. don't forget the human behind the screen.
name: Impo Crumbs occupation: silent fashion model Age: 46
every day I am out here trying to stay relevant, so that you too may have relevance in the eyes of your friends and fucking relatives.
i got this bitch in hand, she call herself mike. i got the ice on and the mack in the trunk shit fucked up, man im in a whole new funk now im high like my head in a blunt
How many handshakes does it take you to get to Epstein? 0. Me 1) my neighbour Cal 2) Dino from 7-11 3) his drug lord supplier Rush Limbaugh 4) his supplier the Chinese government 5) the Chinese government’s supplier Jeff Epstein. Now only 4 handshakes and I can see Jeff! Yay!!
im drunk, im not giving a fuck, im doing whatever the fuck I want. in case u werent paying attention–this is a fucking shit sandwich, covered with hot peanut butter, wrapped with string cheese–and deep fried in pork belly, with a side of hating everyone and everything. ENJOY!
User 1: I respect you for being sorry my brother User 0: hehehe. oh boy do i apologize for calling you homophobic. i hope your family welcomes you with open arms because as said by the man who could destroy this universe in a unique manner, you deserve the love from your family
To report a suspected intrusion or other illegal activity while observing the above program, please dial our 24-hour hot line, phone 911 and state the name of the suspect as “Michael”. 1 = MICHAEL VICK, Actor 2 = MICHAEL MURPHY, Actor 3 = MICHAEL VENICE, Actor
Dude, I don't know if this is what you were asking about - but in response to your asking if I could play guitar - I was wondering if you could sing? I didn't know you guys were musical, that is an added bonus for me. My drum kit sucks, but then, so does everything in California
hey, I want you to meet somebody you probably aren't too familiar with. I'm talking about that guy over there, he's the one wearing the hat with a 69 on the front of it. That's right, that's him! Yes, you may not believe it but that's really the guy right there.
i can’t be fucked to kill you. at least some of my opponents can kill my ass at the drop of a hat. you’re a real piece of work. you’re the definition of a dumb fuck.
keep it up! don’t let these nazi capitalist fucks get you down!
mysterious stranger, 12-19 (?): i’m an alien, and i’m currently traveling with my cousin (another alien-who looks like [redacted in fear of the mysterious strangers death]) we found something i think might interest you *looks at the picture for approximately 17 years*
*shoots your head* thank you and have a nice day, your pal, sigma
my name is pete, and i have a knife to your throat. i'm in a basement of a pizza joint or am a hologram projection in your living room to make sure your children dont drink milk. they're already addicted, by the way. and im here to keep them from buying crayola products.
i am not gay and yet somehow am a member of the lgbt community because i support everyone i can regardless of race gender sexuality ability level or whatever other fucking differences the rich try and convince me should keep us divided.
irene, a 31-year-old single woman who lives alone on the edge of town. has an affinity for snakes. the other villagers avoid speaking to her as they know her to be a witch. i once ran by her house when she called me a bitch when walking past. i threw my shoe at her through her wi
peter/steven: (i feel him pushing his dick against my body more but i remain steadfast and unyielding. i also feel his fingertips caress my back lightly.) i need you to keep touching me me: okkkk.
here is a list of items you can safely take home and watch with friends: 1) the first season of a show called “my friends r dead.” this is something i watched with 14 of my closest goth teenage friends a few weeks ago on a wednesday night. each of us got really bad feelings.
you are going insane. i would recommend talking to yourself in a mirror. that will help you keep some kind of sanity.