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@divatura
Sharks. Horror movies. True Crime. Fart jokes.
Iโm fairly certain that sneezing into your mask is one of the circles of hell.
โwhatโs stopping you from-โ listen i am so so sleepy
When itโs Friday afternoon at work and youโre starting to crack up ๐
I wish there was a polite way to tell someone โyou irritate my soulโ.
People: โit's still only Jul- Me:๐ฉธ๐๐๐ฏ๏ธ๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ชฆ๐ท๏ธ๐๐ค๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ท๐๐ค๐๐ฉธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ท๐ธโฐ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฉธ๐ค๐ฏ๏ธ๐ธ๐๐โฐ๏ธ๐ชฆโฐ๏ธ๐ช๐๐ฉธ๐๐ช๐ช๐๐ฉธ๐ค๐ธ๐๐๐ช๐ฏ๏ธ๐ชฆ๐๐ค๐ท๏ธ๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ช๐ฉธ๐ค๐๐๐ช๐ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐ท๐ชฆโฐ๏ธ๐๐ท๐ฉธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ธ๐ช๐๐ฉธ๐ฆ๐ท๐๐ฉธ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ช๐
โฆ.and we will be open for business! Will you be watching #JAWS this 4th July?
God forbid a little guy has a gassy tummy and needs to burpโฆ
Can you explain what the sea turtle is doing?!!
When you are already having an incredibly stressful morning and the message comes through that Joint Commission has checked in at the hospital. #IYKYK
โKamala will have us in war in 6 months.โ -Donald Trump He did it in 5..๐คฆโโ๏ธ