ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷
@FinalDude78
horror brainrot
when you walk into a store in the middle of July and see Halloween decor already out on the shelves

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early Weapons reviews be like "Cregger takes horror to never-before-seen heights! Truly a genre-defining film! The most terrifying movie I've seen this year and perhaps in my entire life. See it in a packed theater on the BIGGEST SCREEN POSSIBLE... can you please quote me on IG?"
me seeing the Ozzy Osbourne/Trisha Paytas "joke" recycled over and over on the timeline

"WhY iS HaLLOwEeN sTuFf aLREaDy oUt oN tHe ShElVeS?! GoSh LeT uS EnJOY SuMMeR!"
Rob Zombie's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭'𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 was released in theaters on this day in 2005

good morning—opened the app earlier but was forced to close it after seeing so many truly awful takes pop up on the timeline

A team of scientists at Princeton University have generated 3D models depicting what the ideal male body looks like

no need to entertain that kind of negativity

7 months into the year and guess who still has over 4 weeks of PTO left remaining???

can i come over and stare at you like this

From a neutered inciting event to a final act that feels like fan fiction, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER is more proof that horror franchises desperately need to move on. I suppose it's fitting that it's a bland Scream knockoff, but this type of legacy sequel hardly works here.
when i say i got that dog in me this is what im talking about

nature is healing: candy corn is starting to occupy store shelves once again