Dirtyfrog
@dirtyfrog
Can you guess which of these signs I put on the coffee machine? #childish #spellingmistaik
Safety car start. Fucking useless spineless SHITE. What the fuck is the point of this "sport" #BritishGP
So not only is it a difficult track to overtake on, but we've got a one stop strategy to look forward to. Guess I'm napping through this one then #SaudiArabianGP
Hey @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
This game is so silly 😆 Actual lol #NintendoSwitch2 #DonkeyKongBananza
Nothing like being front row at a @JamieHComedy show to realise that you apparently give off divorced dad vibes 😀 Fucking insane show, as expected, absolute chaos and hysterically funny. Go see him when he tours next year.
Blehhhhh. Got a real bad headache and getting the high pitched ringing/"electric shocks in my head" feeling that I get if I come off my anti depressants. Not pleasant.
The minute anyone in my team has an issue, I leap to help out. If I have an issue? Silence. I am so fucking tired.
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Started today in a good mood. Three pointless fucking calls taking up half my morning, being bollocked for misunderstanding a very poorly worded email, and being ignored over valid and trusted frustrations with piss poor data being provided to me, and now I want to kill.
Downloading Oblivion on @XboxGamePassPC and only getting 35MB/s instead of my usual 100-110. Gotta assume their servers are getting *hammered* right now.
I’m giving away a copy of Assassin’s Creed: Shadows for any platform of your choice. To enter only retweet this tweet and one winner will be picked on Friday. Massive thanks to Ubisoft UK for the opportunity and the code. *Only available for PS5, Xbox Series X|S and PC.
This is one of the worst races I've seen in a long time. Jesus wept, not worth waking up for. Has there even been a single overtake? #JapanGP
When a frozen food has cooking instructions that say microwaving is not recommended they need to get over themselves and tell me how long to put it in there to not kill myself and let me live with the consequences.
I literally watched this 11 times and I can’t stop.
If Ukraine 🇺🇦 really did attack Twitter, I think the only logical thing is for @elonmusk to sign a cease fire immediately, give them half of Twitter and make sure he says thank you to @POTUS.
Working out who got Bonnie Blue pregnant will be like trying to guess which baked bean made you fart