Demetri Mitchell
@demetrimitche11
Twitter is basically just what I think in my head without saying the bits that will get me cancelled.. also Owner of @benirclo 🐝🆓
No why, maybe? I Dno hopefully I heard it’s a superpower
Have you got autism mate?
Did you know if you put tap water in a plastic water bottle it becomes fresh mineral water
It’s different to his mine is from 4 lions and only I do it so yeah and it’s not 8 in 4 years I got 7 last year so before you come here trying to be clever do your home work properly
Can you claim a Celebration with 8 goals in 3 years?
You’re stuck in 2017 mate I’ve not played at left back consistently for years I’m more than comfortable there but yeah it’s not 2017 brother
Illegal for a left back to have a custom cele mate🤣 You should know this
Who are United going for up top now that Gyok has gone arsenal? I don’t really keep up to date with transfers like that
Why’s she got her hands on her face? Because she’s got a beard… Mad how that joke isn’t funny in 2025 turns out beards aren’t just for men anymore.
We have arrived! Gyökeres Cele!
Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please🤣
We have arrived! Gyökeres Cele!
I think that’s my cele mate not gyokores but thanks for the support hahaha
We have arrived! Gyökeres Cele!
No reason not to celebrate it would of been weird if he didn’t
3. Mo Salah Vs Chelsea.
Surprised by this one but a goal is a goal have to respect it
10. Welbeck Vs Manchester United
Rooney is savage even kissed the badge against Everton haha love it
6. Rooney Vs Everton
Playing with world-class players who can provide you goals and finish the chances you create will turn Rashford into a beast this season. Better players around you = better stats. It makes a huge difference.
If you can’t wear your kicks without tying them, they’re too big. Half of you need to go a size down.
DM’s are now open to everyone that wants to give me some stick let’s have it
If you don’t eat the skin on a kiwi you’re dramatic, real ones know it’s top