Riley 🇾🇪
@Riley1708
U N I T E D 🇾🇪
He’ll bring the glory days again, we’ll back him from the STRETFORD END. HE’LL TURN THE REDS AROOOUUUUNNDD 🔴⚪️⚫️
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Only having an automatic license Having a bath Drinking bottled beer in a pub Wearing Velcro trainers Powerwalking Riding an e scooter personalised handshakes Lip Tattoos Being a professional Footgolf player Wearing boys get sad too clothing Refusing to eat a woman’s arse
Top 40 gayest things a man can do?
And this is why we’re still the biggest team in England 🤣
If Mbeumo is that stupid that he wants to join a 16th place side over a team that’s just won silverware and qualified for the champions league I don’t even want him
Seen the Saudi reports and it’s mind blowing that people would let him go. Even if we get 200m for him, realistically, who is gunna replace him and who of the same level as him is even going to want to come to us at this moment in time? He’s a once in a lifetime player
Sick of this commentary team continuously jizzing over Yamal 🤣 we get it, he’s a good player. Give it a rest lads
Their best team in 30 years can’t beat our worst. Levels. Off to your food banks.
These ally pally fans tonight are shite 🤣 it’s a final for god’s sake…
Scousers booed the national anthem and sang Lizzie in a box when the Queen died. They still do Munich chants to this day, but of course they draw the line at Feed the Scousers.
Not long now until Gyökeres signs for £100m and catches Down syndrome on the way to Carrington👌
2 trophies in 2 years. Promoted and developed youth. Fought against player power. Most importantly, you cared for the fans. Good luck, baldy, and thanks for the memories.