Sreya

Hello! I’m a homechef who finally has the courage to call herself one. I break down recipes in easy to read Instagram stories. To impress yourself in the kitchen, follow me. (P.S. the recipe for this spaghetti is up on my highlights). instagram.com/darthdevi/

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I have literally nothing to say

your offline friends are so important because there is no grounding exercise more powerful than having to explain a meme to someone who is just staring at you blankly

Bottles filled with lentils, tossed into the sea by Egyptians who are ashamed of their government, have reached the shores of Gaza. SubhanAllah, God is great.

By Henry Matisse

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me

A brand that I’ve cheered for, loved and supported is now live on @FirstClubIndia! Congrats bhai 🙌🏼

@bonomiofficial cold brews now live on @FirstClubIndia app, thank you for your support @darthdevi @Wevwake

hiring the ex wife of the lead Coldplay singer is nasty work😭

kill bill was full of divas.

Sarah Jacoby

hey girl, long time no see. you divorced yet? ha ha no worries if not

They out here drinking Tzatziki

this sentence was never meant to be said

I’m sitting here thinking a brontosaurus coming around the corner

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for

"how old are you?" me:

For 45 years, Deaf and mute Kashmiri artisan Yusuf Muran has kept the tradition of walnut wood carving alive

...are you stupid?