UwUTangClan
@Executivejeff1
lunch enthusiast, lite beer enjoyer actually born yesterday. everything I say is in jest, a joke, or nonsense
the himbo community is accusing me of stolen valor
saying "this burden is yours now" as I deliver someone's Amazon package
going to start making videos of myself playing both sides of a conversation i made up in my head to further alienate everyone i've ever known or loved
will it make sense if I haven't seen the 5 other times they've tried to sell Fantastic Four?
Will Fantastic 4 make sense if I never saw F1?
got served my own tweet in IG from an account I don't follow. I wonder if this is how old timey journalists felt when they found out they got a page one story because the newsie was yelling their headline on the sidewalk
survived a house party for the first time in a while. nature is healing
this guy sounds retired, but this all makes him look like he just got out the mines. rights, a life, fair treatment, no matter who you are

I feel like anyone that doesn't think the files haven't been altered, doctored, or destroyed at this point is lying to themselves. they'll release something eventually and it will be bullshit.
50k likes and I’ll get it
getting this as a tramp stamp: 𝒩𝒪 𝐿𝒪𝒲𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 𝒪𝐹𝐹𝐸𝑅𝒮 𝐼 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲 𝒲𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝐼 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸