hennywise the clown
@dansaysget
don’t play with me it just hurts me i’m bouncing off the walls no, no, no i’m not your plastic doll
In San Francisco, if you go to the Big Muscle party and you don’t have big muscles, they shoot you in the head
Well, she wants to live her life Then she thinks about her life Pulls her hair back as she screams "I don't really wanna live this life"
Woman, did you seriously just read my thoughts right now 😡 Every one from A to Z? 😳😳
can’t wait to throw my whole ass to bloody mary tn at the mayhem ball
Y’all I’ve done this with four different groups of friends. I collect their money and then just before the trip move to another city and start over. It’s a great way to see the world!
my friend not playing at all about her birthday trip. she opened a savings account from months ago where we send money every paycheques so there’s no excuses when it’s time to go cuz she’s booking everything herself 😹😹😹😹
kinda wanna do something drastic, do you guys have any ideas about things to do that are drastic
god forbid you send a spotify user an apple music link they always act like they’ve been shot
on the phone with the insurance company trying to figure out what the $286,349 charge on my bill that's coded "HPKB" is, and finally the fifth person i'm transferred to informs me it's for "horse playing keyboard"
I literally wore it once, wtf????
Why don’t gay guys wear sun screen
rawdogging life today after forgetting my airpods at home
Mixing creatine into my water got me feeling like Walter White