Daniel M. Lavery
@daniel_m_lavery
Vera said that?
30 Rock asks the important question "What if Carrie and Big were really good work friends, instead of lovers?" and satisfyingly relocates Big/Jack's withholding to the world of business (he never REALLY gives Liz the mentorship he offers Floyd, for example)
I thought I'd track everything that Liz Lemon and Carrie Bradshaw have in common financially (keeping clothes in their oven, relying heavily on their checking accounts, buying their own apartments in season four, breaking up with Dean Winters) and I got pretty far with it!
Only for the people who care about us, we are still alive.
other day at the playground a mom in a fuzzy Mickey Mouse onesie put down her kid, removed a turtle shell from her bag, and carefully tapped out a living dragonfly from the shell into her cupped hand. I have no reason to lie about this. Remarkable
in december 2023 health and aid workers in gaza had to create a new acronym WCNSF (wounded child no surviving family). i thought nothing on earth could be more heartbreaking. that was 18 months ago and those children are being starved to death
Israel is starving Gaza to death, it’s widely reported in the Western press, and it doesn’t seem like the “civilized” world is doing fuck all about it
I want the exact same rate of memoirs/non-fiction tell-alls as we're getting for the Condé Nast 80s/90s heydays for Highlights Magazine
I used to hate ebooks but I grew up and have like 15 good free books in my pocket at all times. Meanwhile you have gonnorrhea. And there’s nothing wrong with that—I hope you feel better. I have personally only had it once but it was an asymptomatic oral case
lately the baby has been into what I call “walking breakfast” where he careens wildly around the room and occasionally bounces over to me for a bite of breakfast before stumbling away saying “Um num num” like a damn cartoon
In the past month, NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani/"globalize the intifada", 13 on Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign & 2 that mention Gaza child amputees. I argue this is objectively insane columnblog.com/p/child-ampute…
no :( sorry :( :(
Do you guys know any books or movies with an unreliable narrator who gets more and more unreliable as the story goes on untill you slowly discover they're actually detached from reality?
Women’s Hotel, her younger sister Christmas at the Women’s Hotel, and their six mothers and fathers

Im looking for carpenters/woodworkers in nyc who might want to give me a sack of offcuts. Any size
the baby has learned to say (most of the phrase) "big baby" and I just heard his feet stop at the top of the stairs followed by a meditative "bih...beby"