Jake Symbol
@JakeSymbol
Grulp gang. My mom drank toxins to make me gay
Update on my trial. Thank you to all my fans for your love and support
I used to hate ebooks but I grew up and have like 15 good free books in my pocket at all times. Meanwhile you have gonnorrhea. And there’s nothing wrong with that—I hope you feel better. I have personally only had it once but it was an asymptomatic oral case
I, however, just clutch soloed Fulghor, Champion of Nightglow on one hit of health in Elden Ring Nightreign
Heartbreaking 💔 Avraham Azulay, an IDF soldier, was killed in battle in the Gaza Strip while bravely defending the homeland. He had been married just 3 months ago. May his memory be a blessing.
Two years ago, we saw the most neurodivergent day in history. Thousands of republican voters, unmasked and stimmy, threatened Nancy Pelosi’s life as if it were their special interest
Three months in prison or shoot a toddler in the head
There is no excuse for chanting death to the IDF it’s mandatory service
There needs to be a Disney movie about how it’s gay for boys to cry over their pets dying
The Last of Us fans are like “The humans are the real monsters” ok go off AP English
your GPA in high school should determine your income for the rest of your life
For decades, video games were just mindless fun… and then The Last of Us changed all that by having a story as good as like a fairly decent movie. Thank you, Israel
Does anyone know if my chain hits my chest when I’m bangin on the dashboard
Watch out because if you are Israeli I just gave you cancer! Oops
Wesley (with the s pronounced like an s): get away from me old man! Wesley (with the s pronounced like a z): yes put another finger in me big bro!
I am absolutely an abolitionist and the prison system needs to be abolished and replaced with the Knee Smashing Machine
Been a few weeks since I’ve seen that Tim and Eric-esque video of a French teenager singing while Larry from the Three Stooges conducts an orchestra in front of a TJ Maxx Paris cityscape, are the Nazis okay
New York 🗽go to this on Saturday evening and see me on the silver screen. Tell them Jake Symbol sent you
