dame margera
@damienfarronMMA
lifelong musician, interviewer, silly guy. no malicious intent towards any of the fighters or public figures i joke about on my posts.
me when kenny okoye lands the fadeaway hook and breaks my nose

Bryce Mitchell SLAMS Australian flag in #UFCAbuDhabi post fight press conference. "The Australian flag is stupid. It looks like they are on a video call with the United Kingdom."


NO FUCKING WAY WE'RE GETTING THE LOONEY TUNES RDR VS DDP MATCHUP LMAOOO
davey grant is absolutely fucking unbelievable never bet against him
this will be fucking awesome
🚨 Umar Nurmagomedov vs. Mario Bautista is happening next. Date TBA. (via @MagicM_MMABets)
i have more monthly listeners than world of warcraft
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Why does Kelvin look like those stock images on the outside of every Turkish barbers
the bmf would be so much cooler if it was a finishers belt itd incentivise finishes in title fights too if you want to take their bmf belt you have to finish them
Found my wife on Hinge I was heartbroken But then I made a fake profile of a handsome Marine serving overseas and catfished her Convinced her to send me $50,000 so I could post bail at a prison in Libya and come see her She's still waiting for him to arrive And I'm $50k…
Tried Pedro Pascal anxiety gimmick with a co-worker and got reported to HR