kroot
@dakroot
Libertarian lady. 2A. Swampbilly. Evil Capitalist. Elder goth.
To celebrate the easing of the CDC restriction, I will be dedicating a limerick to each person I'd like to nominate for #Nuremberg2 I will start a thread here and encourage you to submit your own creative writing masterpieces for our dear leaders. 🧵 #masks #vaccine #Covid_19
Quite.
Nothing scarier than something that comes out of its cave, after a long and focused hibernation.
No idea but it better not be Alice Cooper.
Ozzy, then Hulk Hogan, who will be the third?? There are always three 😭 💔
"In the absence of huge suffering, the smallest inconveniences torture us."
I don't consider Miami and the eastern coast up to Orlando the south either 😂
I don't consider Miami and the eastern coast up to Orlando the south either 😂
Someone who's never traveled extensively through Florida drew this.
This is not up for debate.
"death is not the problem; waiting around for it is." - Charles Bukowski
Today I learned that little tiny bat pacifiers exist.
Where have I been? Unfortunately I’ve returned to being a functional lunatic in the real world.
@dakroot this is what I had imagined happened to you when I had not seen you for a while.
You guize! Look what I found in the road on my ride this morning. Now I have a good luck bat for the bike. Then on my way home I was nearly decapitated by one of those hedge trimmer thingies. Nearly. See? Good luck bat.


Being truly progressive means being able to reduce a deeply complicated geopolitical conflict to an inane slogan, whilst simultaneously thinking you need a masters degree in gender studies just to understand what the word "Woman" means.