wokeandwoofing

I've created a silicone 'Sympathy Buldge' that vagina owning women can wear in thier knickers to show solidarity with their Trans sisters. For added realism it will instantly inflate to three times the size whenever they enter a women's toilet.

Now that woke is out of fashion, many unwanted Trans kids are being flushed down the toilet, eating toxic waste, and then growing to the size of alligators and mauling sanitation wokers. This it what you voted for America. You bastards 😡

When I read about all the pain and suffering going on in the world, I shed a tear, as I think about how this might distract attention away from nonbinary people.

I am registered as disabled due to my climate change anxiety.

As a Trans woman I consistently commit crimes with the goal of being placed in a women's prison. However, bigoted liberal judges keep letting me off with a warning. This is a violation of my human rights. I demand the freedom to be incarcerated. ✊

Bigotry is on the rise. Last night we were thrown out of our local pub just because my husband lifted up his burka to breast feed a sixty five year old trans child we adopted at Glastonbury. What on earth is wrong with people?

I've been secretly Transing our toddler as a suprise for my husband's birthday, but I've just found out he'd already had the same idea, so I've actualy accidentally detransed my child. I've reported myself to the Police and will be pushing for a custodial sentence.

Times are hard. Constantly attaching vaginas to myself is becoming very expensive, and I am now having to supplement my income by hiring out Transgender orphans to accompany Hollywood celebrities to red carpet events. No doubt this is situation many people can identify with.

Can anyone put me in contact with the people who made the Robbie Williams movie? I want them to a produce a biopic of my life where I am portrayed as a nine foot tall bipedal neo-vagina.

This did not age well.

She probaly thinks I'm not a real woman even though I have attached forty five vaginas to myself, including one on my cock.

I've just found out that there was an episode of The X Files , where the crazy "science fiction" concept was that there was a person who could change their gender 😡. No wonder Trans Folx felt so unsafe in the 90s. I'm literally shaking so hard that my vagina just fell off.

Have you considered marketing your vodka to pregnant men? No one else is currently doing this.

What about nonbinary dogs? You f*cking bigots. I feel so unsafe. Do better.

A polite request: When a courageous blue haired nonbinary person walks into a pub, please refrain from yelling: "Oi! Oi! The people from the internet are here" Thank you for your compliance.