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@cyber_cryptid
wandering replyguy whose previous master was banned
Remember to get lots of rest and to not work so hard.
I hope the judge chucks the book at this rat.
🚨 OH NO! Chuck-E-Cheese was just arrested in Florida on credit card fraud and identity theft. It had to be Florida.
Hulk Hogan was a childhood hero and a true American original. Larger than life. He inspired generations of young kids and was a global symbol of our national culture. My condolences to his family and loved ones. Rest in Peace to a REAL AMERICAN.
Britain declaring war and ultimately throwing away its empire to guarantee Polish independence, only to hand Poland to the Soviets immediately after WW2, will go down in history as one of the most insane and retarded geopolitical decisions of all time.
i like that “podcasts” stuck as a term long after the use of ipods because we intuitively sense that you’re meant to listen to them in pods (cars or apartments)
looking at India is like gazing into the mouth of Hell itself
You couldn’t pay me all the money in the world to visit this country
Apartment complexes don’t manage themselves. But you appear to be a dumb fuck, Gen Zer, so how would you know? 😂 Good luck “freeing Palestine” 🤣
Do you have a favorite Howling Mutant post? This is my favorite:
Do you have a favorite Howling Mutant post? This is my favorite:
NOW IT GOES TO THE PEOPLE To UPHOLD Ricky’s conviction, text GUILTY to 59556
BREAKING: THE SECOND CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS HAS THROWN OUT MY CONVICTION FOR LACK OF EVIDENCE THE CASE HAS BEEN REMANDED TO THE DISTRICT COURT WITH ORDERS TO IMMEDIATELY DISMISS HALLELUJAH!
You can say something outrageous and everyone will ignore your trolling. Add "honestly" or "I'm dead serious" or "I'm not kidding" and people will lose their minds.
There's a brutality to his reply that makes it likelier to be an expression of a dark misogyny than just a provocative attempt to push the envelope.
White: ✅ Straight: ✅ Ghibelline: ✅ How else can I offend you?