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here from ao3 or a stray tweet and wondering what’s cooking? look no further than this guide :) (summaries pictured 🫡)

if anyone ever accuses me of being AI bc i’m a slut for em dashes i will actually start throwing rocks btw. the incessant yapping i do in my fics is ALL mine

yearning lovergirl rio we are SO back (actually we never left but let’s not sweat the details) chapter four of beltane is shaping up to be my favorite one yet—and maybe this one y’all won’t have to wait 49257 months for :)

the visuals of camgirl agatha crying and shaking and gasping on another private call with rio, desperate and overwhelmed to the point where when she hears rio say “eve” she finally snaps and tells rio her real name at last bc she just NEEDS to hear them say it before she comes…

hi, thanks for reading and enjoying :) i don’t currently have one, but if it’s something ppl are interested in, i can look into setting one up! (let me just discuss with my moots who actually have it first bc i’m slightly technologically illiterate 🥲)

me and eva’s snoopy chats are gonna end up being the reason y’all get to see beltane agatha pov… i’m being so serious it’s actually ridiculous 😫😭🥺

okay y’all, i’ll bite… what are my vibes

i left my house today and it was a fucking disaster 😭 retreating back to my bedroom to just write 🫩🫠

crying laughing over these, thank you for sharing your love for your pregnancy pillow and your wife’s struggles 😭😂 big congratulations as well! this is too cute and hilarious, i’m wishing you both the best (ps i’m rooting for your wife in the fight against the pillow btw 🫡)

speedrunning between writing the tenderness of beltane and the freak nasty of camgirl bc i contain multitudes 🤝

dadgatha vs pregnancy pillows is simply too funny to me y’all i’m so sorry but i WILL be tormenting her with them in beltane… that poor woman being thwarted from cuddling with her wife all bc of a pillow 😂

i think i just unlocked the ability to levitate while looking at this

me 🤝 how i befriend all my oomfs

when i manage to pull myself together enough to tie all the smut scenes i’ve written together with some sort of cohesive plot so you’re not all just reading straight p*rn 😂

missed opportunity to call him snooperman 😔💔

priv oomfs get extra camgirl agatha today for putting up with my unhinged tipsy ramblings the other day

me and who