metastatic crud
@cruddddddd
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If you subtly flirt with every woman you come across and say wassup bro in a happy mood to random dudes you will go far in life. Everyone is like a kid trapped in an adult body. They just want compliments and friends, so be that. You’ll never spend a day broke or alone if u do
Love when baby has his last little burst of fussy energy and then powers down like -booooooooop-
Does this guy know how to bait or what?
The other uptown gym is closing. I swear to god it’s like Minneapolis has abandoned my entire neighborhood
"Excellent question" "Thought provoking" "Fascinating" "Certainly" "I say!" "Wonderful thinking." "I wish I'd thought of that!"
Should Manhattan reduce crime by periodically shelling the Bronx?
I demand the remigration of all peoples to their antediluvian homelands
Where was your family 13,000 B.C.E.?
*disembarking at every port, arms overflowing with IQ tests*
I've always wanted to take a river cruise, like the Danube, say, while ocean cruises sound dull. But river cruises are extremely expensive compared to ocean cruises because of their tiny economies of scale per hull, because river cruise ships need to fit under low bridges.
“Captain, I couldn’t help but notice your first mate is Eritrean…”
I've always wanted to take a river cruise, like the Danube, say, while ocean cruises sound dull. But river cruises are extremely expensive compared to ocean cruises because of their tiny economies of scale per hull, because river cruise ships need to fit under low bridges.
Just realized the dogs on Bluey only have one kid at a time, instead of litters. Weird.
>when my wife asks me to get her a glass of water
Re foids it’s not the performance of whimsy or fragility that bothers me it’s that actually it’s all just an act and you’re an aggressive and controlling monster who doesn’t see others as separate human beings and wants them to bend the knee to your main character syndrome
A cool tip is if some guy is telling a story about say some difficulty he’s having, you can say “Oh a girl I dated, her father had the same issue” and he’ll be too wrapped up in his story to question you ever having dated a girl, so you’ve planted that seed in his mind
This physiognomy does not belong on this continent
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