rosie

yeah i am not listening to that

tumblr is like the only website that still lets you look at a feed of ONLY people you follow. so.

from when i serenaded lake michigan on friday

when i see hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby i never understand which one is supposed to be louder or better. i thought coughing baby is louder because it’s funny. what’s the truth.

aquaman is so so so much crazier than any of the other guesses

thought that was a spoonful of peanut butter

you guys have cell service in the subways? damn tmobile sucks

wearing this to my email job

yeah well i bet she couldn’t masterfully create a campaign in salesforce so

Nothing bad to say about lesbians

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

i’m not ashamed to admit my love for diet coke is purely performative

logan square construction is getting old

son (3) is fascinated by the idea of “dad books”. asks me to read one. its about semiotics. as an experiment i read the intro. it starts, “from the time of time plato and aristotle…”. after six pages i ask what he thinks. he says “i like that the first part was about play-dough”

that’s because it’s not a joke it’s deadly serious to some of us

this is the compensation!! this is an apology for the 90° and humid rest of the summer we’ve had!