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Customer: We are never coming back! Me: Promise?

Hey grok who is the most famous person to jerk it to my profile?

Real talk, I’ve never shit this much at a festival before. I fear I may be too regular

Forgot to post farm Friday

Had to show @torchadub our cat fits

i do a lot of illegal shit, but littering is where i draw the line.

Training the spiders at camp to sneak into other tents and fetch me bags of ket

My body is a machine that turns drugs into white boy dance moves

to the randoms i meet at festivals and follow them on instagram after having a drug induced conversation, ill never unfollow you we are locked in for life 🤞🏻

I’m shitting for the cycle

I think I’m about to set a record for shitting in every portapotty at this fest

This is immediately in the portapotty hall of fame

Nobody works harder than the drug dealers at Shambhala Dude just rolled by with a laminated menu and said he takes tap if you don’t have cash

i’ve been deep in the lab cooking up some insanely good stuff for yall

some nights i stay up hella late just farting

IDK MAN I WAS TOLD THAT NAZIS SHOULD GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF EM IDK WHEN EVERYONE BECAME SUCH A FUCKING LOSER

yeah man, I love collecting Pokemon cards

Summertime furries are braver than the marines

Squirtle: Squirtle squirt Me: heyyyyyyyy

“Actually, Elmo, we're all tickled to hear you say that.”