SpaceLions
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Hostage negotiator between my conflicting bloodlines (Avi by @bagacide)
When I was a kid a 6 year old got killed by a flying monster truck tire at the Tacoma Dome
NEW: Monster truck wheel goes flying mid performance, bounces out of the stadium and into the parking lot, demolishing multiple cars. The incident unfolded at the Malicious Monster Truck Tour, a multi day event, in Bremerton, Washington. The wheel reportedly weighs a whopping…
The only Tea girl in my hometown is pinned at the police station LOL
Unpopular opinion but normies valuing their personal, at-home labor is a consequence of low wages and high prices
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
He was much maligned as a cornball, but us jazz trumpets knew he was the real deal RIP to the last man keeping the trade alive in popular culture, even as a Fool
Chuck Mangione Dead at 84 tmz.me/GBa06Ek
I got grocery store Chinese BBQ pork and it tastes like the container
South Park didn't make the Passion of the Christ episode because it was the worst movie they'd ever seen, they made it because they're both atheists and one of them is a jew
They banned 4chan in the UK and used a porn ban to launder it This doesn't mean porn is good But they will use "adult content" as a cudgel to censor any speech they dont like
My good friend took me to see Batman v Superman on my birthday as a gag gift and smuggled a Winco sandwich in his jeans so it looked like he had a huge cock and the ticket lady stared at it Same friend and I also used to buy tickets for kids films and sneak into R rated ones
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Censorship is not inherently bad Censorship by the wrong people IS
The Daddy Dom sketch went on way too long Total filler, I don't care that you found a weird impatient felon with no teeth, thats fishtank shit
Pray for me, I just clowned on an old man in my work groupchat for being a whole IQ deviation below me who's been at the company way longer Indirectly, of course, but I know he's sore about it
My coworker is an ex-methhead with no teeth and every Monday plays a "Monday Motivation" video that is AI generated and has redditor "TIME TO DRINK A TALL GLASS OF KICKDICK" prose. Just goes to show that sobriety is fucking gay.
I should've just taken it to the animal hospital I should've just brought it inside Please be OK, my little stranger I can't fail another animal
Heard rustling in my yard A two month old kitten came over It came over for pets, we gave it food and water Please pray
Heard rustling in my yard A two month old kitten came over It came over for pets, we gave it food and water Please pray
(Rich Girl by Hall & Oates voice) You're a hood weeb And a dumbass cunt And you really don't watch much anime You can rely on your shonen, monkey You can rely on your shonen, monkey
