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@cothran_tom
Conservative, sinner, adopted son of God, hunter, golfer, retired entrepreneur, father of Tara, father & griever of Taylor
OK meme people - To celebrate Bidens book, do a book cover showing Biden with that slack-jawed confused look holding up a dog leash, with the title "Did I Find A Leash Or Lose My Dog ? - A Memoir of Confusion"
It is a very good day - I am proud to say @Soteriology101 blocked me ( as God providentially ordained ). Best block ever! Thank you Father!
Not the flex they thought. Can Dems really be that dumb? - Yes, yes they can!
Welp… that backfired. 😬 The official @TheDemocrats account posted this chart with the caption “Trump’s America” — but didn’t seem to notice how their own graph actually works. The chart starts in 2019 during Trump’s term, when grocery prices were low and steady. Then, right…
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Some of you have never listened to the greatest musical talent of our time...and it shows. I present: IceJJFish
Hilarious!
Brigitte Macron vows to prove in court that actually, she’s an ugly woman in a cheap wig
CHRISTIAN GUYS -Wearing a ball cap ( or any head covering ) to church services is disobedience. 1 Corinthians 11:4 is clear - a man wearing a hat in church "dishonors his Head (God). This is NT. This is God speaking through Paul. So, if you want to be obedient... just stop.
"Did Ozzy Osbourne know Christ?" is the wrong question. Scripture is clear that the real question is - "Did Christ know Ozzy?" It appears doubtful, but only God knows for sure. If he was elect, Ozzy could have been reborn up to the millisecond before he died.
Today I discovered that figs drizzled with balsamic glaze are just the thing for someone like myself that has a fig tree but isn't a fan of plain figs.
The funny ones are rolling tonite!
Been married 52 years, but I still carry my wife's picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare ate her picture. And it comforts me knowing that if I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.
Rob is a national treasure !
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard reveals that Barack Obama and James Comey once attended a Coldplay concert together.
What does @JackPosobiec have to say about this?
Catholics are wild. “When Joseph woke from sleep, he did as the angel of the Lord commanded him: he took his WIFE, but knew her not until she had given birth to a son. And he called his name Jesus.” - Matthew 1:24–25 Psalm 69:8 (Prophecy about Jesus) “I have become a stranger…
Over half of the American soldiers involved in D-Day were 21yo or younger. My dad was one of them. I think about that sometimes when youngsters argue that their generation is the best one.
Heard at church today : "Allow God to rewrite your story." This Calvinist almost threw up. Instead, I slapped them and screamed REPENT! All true except for that last part 🙂
With @JackPosobiec losing in the Jesus sibling argument, I'd like to also point out Jesus clearly demonstrated Mary was NOT to be exalted. He NEVER addressed her as "mother", but preferred to call her "woman". Also, when another woman praises her, He shuts it down. -Luke 11:27-28
"I am not in danger. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that's me? ... NO! I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!" - President Trump channeling Breaking Bad -probably.
NED says "Democracy" requires authoritarian measures to make sure no one votes against their agendas.
🚨🗳️ NED WANTS TO TAKE YOUR ABILITY TO VOTE, AND CALLS IT “DEMOCRACY” 🇺🇸🧠 You thought Romania overturning an election or Germany banning AfD was extreme? Well, the USA Uniparty NED is considering taking away MAGA Americans' ability to vote. This is not an exaggeration. NED…
Amen ! - He makes a very strong case for Christian nationalism.
If you can’t say “amen”…