hall of fame hater
@coorskindaguy
manic
buying a jersey the second the ink hits the paper
BREAKING: Luka Doncic is expected to sign his $229M extension by August 3rd 👀
if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯 📸: from MTV's "The Osbournes"
I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.
Why are men scared to talk to women?
i vibe coded a little game called Coldplay Canoodlers you're the camera operator and you have to find the CEO and HR lady canoodling 10 points every time you find them 👇link
Shohei Ohtani since joining the Dodgers: - Signed 10-year, $700 million contract - Announced he’s married - Invented 50 HR/50 SB club - Won third MVP - Made first postseason - Won World Series - Had a baby - Returned to two-way play - Wrote/published a book An all time run.
the brat girlfriend and clipse boyfriend relationship is symbiotic.
It took me 37 years to realize that the only cure to depression is just doing a no-comply 180 at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.
The male experience has stayed the exact same for the past 200 years
I'll never forget when he complained about the letters on the screen on a jet😅
The disdain that Push has for normal luxury shit is so funny. “The only Audi here is driven by my au pair” is so unnecessary. I own an Audi, they’re great cars.
Man you gotta be a sick individual if you like women that are older than you
Man you gotta be a sick individual if you like women that are older than you
first handle change in over a decade on the former bird app means new pfp and header
in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa