Contra Mundum
@contramundum99
Lufthansa, SAS, Swiss flight attendants consistently assume I am European- good thing or bad?
There’s nothing like a short flight where you need to some work done but then get upgraded, the plane takes off, the Korean-American patriot next to you orders a whiskey rocks, and the gin on the menu starts staring at you like the subtle little temptress she is. Pure bliss.
If trump doesn’t pardon Steve bannon and jelly roll he is DEAD TO ME
I used an oven for the first time yesterday - feeling pretty accomplished
Very Important- where are They hiding him? #freejimmy
“We’ve offered you a 50% wage hike” “NOT GOOD ENOUGH! WE WANT NO AUTOMATED GATES! AND BRING BACK JIMMY BUFFETT CONCERTS!” “We…..we can’t bring back Jimmy Buffett concerts, he’s dead” “WELP FIGURE IT OUT, SHUT IT DOWN BOYS, LET’S GO HOME”
Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep!
To the group who gave me a look of disgust as I drank a Monster at 10am in the airport, you’re missing out. They’re fantastic!
REMINDER- Mary is the queen of Christmas, NOT the great Mariah Carey